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Greetings and good tidings.

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I trust you remember Del from our
facility in St. Louis?

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Guess who Del just ran into.

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This guy comes into my place to buy a
passport. His name is Lansing. I'm

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thinking this guy looks a lot like Joe
Tetzeli. He was incognito at the time.

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Did you give him a passport?

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Yeah, I did do that, but...
Understandable, Billy. He was wearing a

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time. I mean, we still got a line on the
man.

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Yeah, I almost had him for you, Billy.

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Now, I got six guys out right now, and
they're combing... Almost.

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Almost, almost, almost.

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Why is it always...

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I

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want

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the...

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Find the woman and find the man.

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Got a hair appointment in 25 minutes.

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Okay, absolutely.

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Oh, Amos.

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Oh, Amos.

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You make me crazy.

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Oh, do I? Oh, Amos.

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Oh, ain't nobody like you because I love
you. I love you, baby.

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Come away with me. I will.

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You will?

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Tonight. Come away with me tonight.

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I will. You will? You know I will, baby.
No, baby, baby. I'm serious. Look. No,

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right away. Right now. No, I'm serious.
Look.

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I'm all packed and ready to go.

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Look.

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I got my new passport.

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And this is all the luggage I need.

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What are you talking about? It's Friday.

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You know, I'm making beef bourguignon
for Bob tonight.

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Hey, I'm not fooling around here. I got
everything we need in the car and recipe

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for a whole lot more.

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What on earth are you saying?

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I'm saying, don't you want a new life,
Charlene? In Mexico?

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Huh? What did you say?

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Yeah.

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Everybody wants a new life. What do you
say?

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Come, baby.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm sorry, Aiden. You're a very intense
man. Oh, shit. Bob. You're really

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freaking me out. I'm sorry. I'm so
sorry.

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Ouch.

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Ow. Ow. It hurts.

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And remember, there's never a credit
problem at Bob Barnes.

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How about a 1987 sedan?

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Fully loaded, white wall tires, stereo,
cold, cold air conditioning. Come on

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down and hurt me. Ow.

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Twist my arm and it cures for only $4
,500.

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Ow, ow, ow, it hurts.

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That's too bad.

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Hey, look, no. It's a massacre.

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On a killing of $4 ,500.

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Ow, ow, ow, it hurts.

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The children were at their ordinary
play.

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But the little girl found as she looked
around that the sky was growing gray.

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This was not going to be an ordinary
day.

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And then the dark clouds came.

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And then... Thunder!

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To take a book?

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Mrs. Armstrong, they can't read.

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They'll learn.

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I want you to sit here quietly for ten
minutes.

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Story hour is almost over. When your
parents will come, we'll pick you up.

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Lou, can I speak to you for a moment?

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Um, sit quietly, please. I'll do that
soon. Whatever can you be thinking of?

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You've got them all wound up. I'm sorry,
Mrs. Armstrong. I was just trying to

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engage them with the material. Oh,
really? Well, Thomas Carlyle said the

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The best effect of any book is to excite
the reader to self -activity. That man

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clearly never ran a library.

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My dear, between you and me, the best
effect of any book is that it be

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unmutilated to its shelf.

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Now, you had something you wanted to
show me?

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Well, look at this office.

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What's this?

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Oh, the new books.

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I was thinking about putting them on
display at the fundraiser.

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Coconut finger food? That's asking for
trouble.

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I'd rather you take them right back to
my office, dear. And then maybe you

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start cleaning up this mess tonight.

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Oh, but it's Alex and my anniversary.

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I'd planned a special dinner for him.

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But I haven't had a chance to drop these
flyers off yet.

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Flyers are lovely, dear, but they really
aren't necessary. We've got a solid

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guest list.

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If we have 20 or 30 people, I say
success.

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But imagine if we could get 100.

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Terrifying.

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Now don't forget the book, dear.

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That'll be $55 .25.

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Oh.

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Oh, I have a coupon for the dog food.

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It's too late. I already rung it up.

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Oh, but I... You're supposed to give me
the coupon before I ring.

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Oh, all right. Excuse me. I used to give
the customer courtesy.

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The lady has a coupon to read again.

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A policy is coupon first or no discount.

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Oh, all right. No, no, no, you have a
coupon, therefore a legal right to a

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discount. Trust me, I'm a lawyer.

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Look, lady, you want to get your manager
down here? Because I'll bet you he'll

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ring it again. He probably doesn't like
lawsuits.

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All right, all right.

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Here's your quarter.

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Take it.

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Thank you.

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Thank you. Oh, um, our public library is
holding a fundraiser Monday night.

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Maybe you'd like to come?

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And I'll give you one, too.

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Hope you can make it.

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Thank you.

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Bye -bye.

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Bye.

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Happy anniversary, Alex.

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I hope you like your present this year
because it's non -returnable.

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It's something you wear.

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Only you don't wear it. I do.

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You're right, Scarlett. I shouldn't tell
him about it. I should just surprise

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him.

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Hello, Perkins residence?

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Hey, Lou, it's me. Listen, I'm not going
to make dinner tonight. I'm really

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sorry.

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Oh. You there?

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We planned this.

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I mean, it's our anniversary.

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Yeah, honey, I know, but I've got
something very key going on here, okay?

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out. Why can't we celebrate tomorrow?
What's the difference?

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What's the difference?

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Hey, I've got an idea.

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Why don't we go out with the wind again?

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Let's just kind of stop the wind.

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Well, that's very funny, Alex.

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I worked hard.

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No, no, listen.

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This is big, okay?

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Trust me on this one.

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I gotta run. Say you love me.

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I love you.

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I love you.

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Looks like it's girls' night out.

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Mmm.

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Mmm. Good.

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Mmm. This is good.

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Mmm, mmm, mmm.

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We did good, Scarlett.

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We put up all those signs.

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All by ourselves.

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Hey, look.

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There's Alex's car.

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Oh, my God. That is Alex's car.

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And that's the motel.

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We got a victim. Amos Lansing,
Caucasian, male, age 32, mustache.

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Some type of dead rat.

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Toupee. Come on, I'm trying to think.

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Oh, it hurts, doesn't it?

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All right, approximately 5 '9", 180
pounds, wearing brown pants, purple

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loafers, no socks.

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I hate guys who don't wear socks.

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Personal effects.

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One brand new passport.

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Possibly fake. One gold watch, one
diamond cluster ring, one brass knuckle,

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black tonic and gold ring. What is a car
salesman in Tennessee doing with a

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brass knuckle? More important, what's he
doing with a Cadillac filled with

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brochures from Mexican resorts?

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All right, I'm going to go out on a
limb.

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A trip to Mexico.

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Yeah, obviously, Frank.

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But how can he afford it?

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We got to interview everybody this guy
knows, starting with his boss.

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Tonight? Yeah, right now. The guy who
owns the Cadillac dealership.

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Come on.

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You really want this one, don't you, big
boy?

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Yeah. This is why I became a cop.

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Besides, it's my chance to show Eric I'm
good.

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Wait up.

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Come on, Frank. You're getting late.

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Alec.

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Eric knows you're good.

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That's why he hates you.

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Well, thank you again for your time, Mr.
Barnes.

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Yeah, I...

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Kind of liked Amos, but he was very
private.

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I guess in six months, I never really
got to know the man.

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Look, Mr. Barnes, the smallest detail
can be very helpful for us. Is there

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anything else you can think of?

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He came in, he sold cars, he went home.

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Well, thanks again.

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You boys come down to my showroom
sometime. I'll take care of you.

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Ouch!

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It's a sad, sad, sad world, pumpkin.

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Amos Lansing was killed.

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What?

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Amos Lansing, one of my salesmen.

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Remember him, don't you?

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Amos. Amos, Amos, Amos.

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Oh, yes, I do have a vague recollection.
Was it a freak fire or a car accident?

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Motel murder. The police are
investigating.

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Investigating?

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Investigating what?

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The murder.

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Sounded like some rendezvous with a
hooker.

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Hooker? Who said hooker? Just me.

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The guy was a peckerhead. No decent
woman would have touched him.

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Scarlett! Scarlett!

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Would you get off? Come on, get off of
me!

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Did you train this dog or something?

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Look at this.

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Officer Perkins said sorry, no comment
at this time, huh?

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Witty.

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What can I say? The guy was dead, right?

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Lucky you.

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You know, I can't even remember the last
real homicide in this town.

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1981,

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Sherman Cook.

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Do you remember my shirts?

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Oh, damn.

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Betty Lou, you're incredible. This is my
last shirt.

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You know, if something's completely
irrelevant, you remember it for life,

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something relevant to our lives, like my
having a clean shirt to wear for

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work... Margaret wanted me to stay late
and clean.

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Betty Lou, learn to say no, okay? It's
not that difficult.

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N -O. No.

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Are you making eggs?

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That's arsenic.

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That sounds good, but... I can't. I
gotta get down to the station early.

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Wait, Alex, you're not staying for
breakfast?

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I thought we were gonna celebrate.

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Look, honey, for the next few days, I've
got to practically live at the station.

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What about the fundraiser Monday?

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You're not going to miss that, are you?
Oh, shit.

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Alex, this is important to me. It's a
chance to get people excited about what

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do down there.

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Well, maybe we can make it fun this
time.

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Yeah, we can.

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By not going.

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Very funny.

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I'll call you later.

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What about dinner?

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Hey, don't forget my shirt today.

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Come on.

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Go on.

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Pick up your own damn shorts.

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You know...

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You're incredible, Scarlet.

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If something is irrelevant, you market
it for life.

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Scarlet, what is it?

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Frank Bench? Oh, um, hi, Frank. It's
Betty Lou. Is Alex there?

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Oh, hi, Betty Lou. Can I call you back?

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Oh, but it's extremely important.

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Alex, it's important.

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So I'll call her back soon.

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Uh -huh. Well, I... Crucial. Urgent.

256
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:51,060
Boy's got work to do, don't you? Look, I
said I'll call you back. Now I'll call

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you back. Alex, I have to talk to you
right now.

258
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,839
Why do you insist on wearing all these
frumpy things?

259
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Oh, well.

260
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:16,020
Oh, hey, this latest library school
committee wrote me in again this year.

261
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Boring. Oh, turn up on me. Oh, God.

262
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Men hate the phone.

263
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,980
Remember that guy that I told you about?
The cute one? CPA?

264
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Our whole trouble is that he doesn't
like the phone.

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00:17:26,819 --> 00:17:29,900
I can't talk right now. Eleanor, I have
to go see Alex. It's important. I need

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your advice. I mean, I know he likes me.
We came over. I made him dinner. We had

267
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great sex and everything.

268
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,460
But it's been over two weeks. And yet he
called me. He's been really busy.

269
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,940
Anyway. The question is, do you think I
should send flowers?

270
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:42,580
Wait, right?

271
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Wait a week, and then send them. Great,
thanks.

272
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,400
I knew you'd know.

273
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,620
Hey, look, aren't we lucky?

274
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Yeah, they are.

275
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,000
I've got flowers. Oh, my gosh.

276
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,680
What are you doing? Oh, come on.

277
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I have a gun.

278
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I have a gun in my handbag.

279
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:58,880
Hey, hi, hi.

280
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:02,360
Good news. You are just the person we
need to see. The fundraiser is there for

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00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,980
tomorrow. Say, Lou, we need to talk.
Menu, menu.

282
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,820
Oh, honey, you are peaked, are you?

283
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:11,170
Oh, that jerk Alex just hung up on me.
Oh, just call him up and give him a pace

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00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:13,890
of your mind. Remember when you hung up
on me and then hung up on him for good?

285
00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:14,950
Remember that drama one?

286
00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:19,570
No, men don't get the whole idea of a
phone. Remember that CPA I told you

287
00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:23,010
I was just talking to Betty Lou about
him. I was talking about those tiny

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ribs. You know, those tiny little ribs
that start when I can't remember.

289
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,400
Eleanor. Shut up, Mrs. Armstrong.

290
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:10,680
Shut up.

291
00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:01,810
I'll talk to her.

292
00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:04,330
Hello, honey. Are you all right?

293
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,450
What's going on here? Hold on. Just tell
me what's going on. Hold on, Frick.

294
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:10,750
Is this the gun? Yeah. You know, you
really put me in some kind of spot here.

295
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,070
This is the 22 Ruger. There's got to be
a million guns just like this. Not

296
00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:14,070
around here, there's not.

297
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,330
Now, before we start an official
interrogation... Interrogate?

298
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:17,930
That's my wife you're talking about.

299
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:22,290
Well, your wife had the gun. Had a gun,
not the gun. How about a nice hot cup of

300
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:23,290
coffee?

301
00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:26,290
You found it, right? You found it right
there in Nielsen's ladies' room?

302
00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:27,690
Didn't you, Betty Lou?

303
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:32,570
Pure coincidence. All right, I'm going
to start off by asking if she knew Amos

304
00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:35,130
Lansing. Now, you knew Amos Lansing. How
would she know a guy like that?

305
00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:37,170
I don't know. Met him in the street
someplace.

306
00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:38,670
No, I'm telling you, she doesn't know
anybody.

307
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,630
Come on, Lou, help us out here. Did you
find it in the park or what?

308
00:20:42,870 --> 00:20:45,270
Well, before you hung up on me. Is this
her gun?

309
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:49,350
No, it's not her gun. She hates guns.
She won't even touch mine. Right, Frank?

310
00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:52,290
She won't even use the electric knife he
bought her. That's right. Oh, really?

311
00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:54,630
Well, she sure shot the heck out of the
mirror. That was an accident.

312
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,660
Still destruction of private property,
and I got a woman innocently trying to

313
00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:01,080
relieve herself taking me for it. Could
I please be alone with my wife for a

314
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,500
minute? Yes, you can be alone with your
wife. Straighten her out.

315
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,740
Does she like sugar in her coffee? What
are you, a goddamn stewardess? Just shut

316
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:07,740
up about the coffee.

317
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,680
Hey, Turk, I'm here to tell you that
Betty Lou is not violent.

318
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,640
Eleanor, please, please leave.

319
00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:14,320
Blood is thicker than one she promised.

320
00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:20,240
Calm down, everybody. I want to handle
this. Everybody calm down. Calm

321
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:24,000
down. Everybody shut up.

322
00:21:30,399 --> 00:21:32,540
Quiet! Bunch of Chinese chickens, God!

323
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,340
My God, I haven't seen so much noise in
my life.

324
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:38,220
You, come over here. I want to talk to
you.

325
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:40,760
Stay here.

326
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:47,340
Now, the problem is, right now, she's
the only suspect for the murder of Amy

327
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:50,240
Clancy. Oh, come on. Even if it's the
same gun, she doesn't have a motive. No.

328
00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:53,110
Of course not. I mean, anybody else. You
might say they were lovers, but not

329
00:21:53,110 --> 00:21:55,910
Betty Lou. Betty Lou did not have a
lover. It's impossible. Oh, anything's

330
00:21:55,910 --> 00:21:58,610
possible. There's no way on earth Betty
Lou had a lover.

331
00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:02,910
Betty Lou, you better tell us what you
were doing there, because you know how

332
00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:05,410
people talk. I mean, first they'll say
that you were lovers, and then that you

333
00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:06,930
killed him, and then that you were going
to kill yourself.

334
00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:10,550
You weren't going to do that, were you?
I don't know. That's it. Al, she's only

335
00:22:10,550 --> 00:22:12,330
saying what other people might be
thinking.

336
00:22:12,610 --> 00:22:15,150
Oh, look at her. She couldn't kill a
fly. She couldn't kill a germ.

337
00:22:15,570 --> 00:22:17,890
Come on, honey. We're going to hold on,
Perkins, and that's an order. You

338
00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:18,890
understand?

339
00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:20,950
And you stay there.

340
00:22:23,330 --> 00:22:30,070
Now, Betty Lou, sweetheart, everybody
knows that you're innocent. Alex, all

341
00:22:30,070 --> 00:22:32,070
friends, all of us here know you're
innocent.

342
00:22:32,630 --> 00:22:37,850
Now, we just need you to tell us that
you're innocent, and then you can go on

343
00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:39,610
home. Come on, Lou.

344
00:22:39,950 --> 00:22:40,990
Just say it.

345
00:22:41,430 --> 00:22:42,430
Say it.

346
00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:46,990
Just say it, and everything will be just
the way it was.

347
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,410
I'm guilty.

348
00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:56,790
Go to jail now.

349
00:23:02,030 --> 00:23:04,390
She's lying and you know it. She's
hysterical or something.

350
00:23:04,790 --> 00:23:08,130
Well, then you'll prove it. I can't just
let her go, Alex. I got a

351
00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:11,730
responsibility to the public. You know
that. What about an alibi? I mean, the

352
00:23:11,730 --> 00:23:12,950
guy we shot around what, late afternoon?

353
00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:16,650
She was at the library. She's got kitty
reading from four to five. I just called

354
00:23:16,650 --> 00:23:18,490
there. She was on her break between
three and four.

355
00:23:18,910 --> 00:23:21,770
So she went off to read somewhere. I'll
find a dozen people who saw her reading

356
00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:24,270
somewhere. I think she's going through
some hormonal changes.

357
00:23:24,810 --> 00:23:25,810
Could be PMS.

358
00:23:25,930 --> 00:23:27,330
Joan could kill on PMS.

359
00:23:27,670 --> 00:23:28,670
Is she a drinker?

360
00:23:29,670 --> 00:23:31,870
No, she's not a drinker. She's perfectly
normal.

361
00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:35,010
I don't know. Maybe she reads too much.

362
00:23:35,470 --> 00:23:37,090
Well, I'll tell you what I think, boys.

363
00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:42,790
The night behind bars, she'll snap right
out of it. Sure, best thing for her. I

364
00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:44,710
know Joan could sure use the night
behind bars.

365
00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:47,530
First thing in the morning, she'll have
a whole new story.

366
00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:13,750
That's my pot, honey.

367
00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:15,110
Oh, I'm sorry.

368
00:24:16,230 --> 00:24:17,230
Uh -uh.

369
00:24:18,410 --> 00:24:19,490
That one's mine, too.

370
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:20,950
Give it a rest, Reba.

371
00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:22,310
She's not in the business.

372
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,710
Hey, Georgie, scratch and sniff, huh?

373
00:24:32,770 --> 00:24:33,830
Come on, Matisse.

374
00:24:34,530 --> 00:24:37,510
This place sometimes kind of makes you
want to bug people, you know.

375
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,120
What's your name, sugar?

376
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,820
Oh, Betty Lou Perkins.

377
00:24:49,060 --> 00:24:50,060
Leave her both.

378
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,520
No relation.

379
00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:56,380
Anything else you need, Betty Lou?

380
00:24:57,260 --> 00:25:01,300
Oh, no, I'm fine, thank you. Yeah, and
I'm fine, too. Thank you very much.

381
00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:04,440
Just let me know if anybody bothers you.
Don't worry, we will.

382
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:12,270
Well, Betty Lou, what are you in for? Or
a little fender bender get out of hand?

383
00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:14,370
Murder at the neat nook.

384
00:25:16,710 --> 00:25:18,430
You serious?

385
00:25:20,230 --> 00:25:21,230
Yes.

386
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,270
Oh, my God. The guy in the paper?

387
00:25:27,490 --> 00:25:28,490
That was you?

388
00:25:31,390 --> 00:25:33,650
Ain't that hot shit, man? That's nice to
meet you.

389
00:25:34,530 --> 00:25:35,530
You too.

390
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,870
I'll keep breaking up. You kids go home.

391
00:25:41,770 --> 00:25:44,510
I mean, honey, you've got to get your
story straight. Otherwise, they're going

392
00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:45,830
to hang your ass for this stuff.

393
00:25:48,230 --> 00:25:51,270
Amos wanted me to leave my husband, but
I wouldn't.

394
00:25:52,070 --> 00:25:53,290
So he pulled a gun?

395
00:25:54,590 --> 00:25:55,590
Yes.

396
00:25:55,950 --> 00:25:59,370
He pulled the gun first, from out of his
briefcase.

397
00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:02,010
You must have shit bricks.

398
00:26:03,670 --> 00:26:05,430
I was. I was shitting bricks.

399
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:18,480
After he pulled out a gun, he says to
me, if I can't have you,

400
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,700
no one can.

401
00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:28,460
I don't know he spoke.

402
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:30,600
I figured that out already.

403
00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:38,600
So, I turned away, and then he grabbed
me, twirled me around,

404
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,160
and...

405
00:26:41,450 --> 00:26:42,450
And then he kissed me.

406
00:26:43,730 --> 00:26:44,730
Hard.

407
00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:48,550
Like we both are going to die in a
passionate embrace.

408
00:26:50,170 --> 00:26:54,570
And then he pressed his arousal to me.

409
00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:57,590
And I could feel it.

410
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,360
I grabbed the gun and broke free and
flew.

411
00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:17,000
And then he stumbled after me.

412
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,860
And I panicked. My whole life flashed
before my eyes.

413
00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:23,060
So I pulled the trigger.

414
00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:26,860
Is that it?

415
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:29,140
Yeah.

416
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,320
Betty, baby, I want to believe you. I
really do.

417
00:27:33,780 --> 00:27:36,820
I mean, maybe I just don't understand
the suburbs, you know?

418
00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:39,880
I mean, I'm from back east, and in my
neighborhood...

419
00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:43,500
When shit like this went down, it had a
little different ring to it.

420
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:45,820
Tell me about it.

421
00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:47,820
About what?

422
00:27:48,940 --> 00:27:50,560
About the shit in your neighborhood.

423
00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:52,780
You've got a lifetime.

424
00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:55,600
Until they hang my ass.

425
00:28:06,610 --> 00:28:08,150
Would you stop?

426
00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:11,230
She's your sister. She's not involved in
anything. She's not involved in drugs.

427
00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:14,410
She's not involved in the sex ring. I
can't talk to you anymore. Goodbye.

428
00:28:18,290 --> 00:28:19,770
I'm getting really tired of this.

429
00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:22,550
I know. For God's sake, don't answer the
phone.

430
00:28:22,770 --> 00:28:23,770
Just don't answer the phone.

431
00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:24,970
Uh -oh.

432
00:28:26,810 --> 00:28:29,830
Reports back from ballistics.

433
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,210
Same gun.

434
00:28:32,850 --> 00:28:34,670
Any prints on the gun?

435
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,100
Not except your wives.

436
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,040
Now, damn it, Perkins, you're starting
to be an embarrassment around here.

437
00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:42,400
All right, I know I'm going to say to
her, just send her up.

438
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,300
She's already up in my office talking to
her lawyer.

439
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,160
Her what?

440
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,640
I graduated with honors.

441
00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:53,600
It wasn't one of the more famous law
schools, but it was really, really good.

442
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,600
It was the one in Chicago where you
could do the whole thing at night.

443
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:57,820
Oh, that's lucky.

444
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:02,780
Anyway, I am very experienced, and
you've got a hell of a good case.

445
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:08,080
I mean, you've got no prior record,
you've got good community standing, and

446
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,080
willing to work brighter.

447
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:11,859
Who are you?

448
00:29:11,860 --> 00:29:12,860
Ann Orkin, attorney.

449
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,640
Hello. Alex Perkins' husband.

450
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:19,760
Goodbye. This case could get very, very
heavy, and your wife is going to need

451
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,680
expert legal counsel, sir.

452
00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:23,340
Go chase another ambulance lady.

453
00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:25,320
You watch this land a little, mister.

454
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:32,820
I'm here like any good lawyer to make
sure this woman understands her legal

455
00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:36,060
rights. Oh, she understands her rights,
all right. You have the right to remain

456
00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:39,840
silent, a right which she's abused a
little bit lately. You have the right to

457
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,360
attorney, and if you can't afford one,
which you can't... I'm working grants.

458
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,520
That means free.

459
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:48,120
Oh, come on. I've heard that before. You
know, we're up to the roof with our

460
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,660
mortgage. Your car needs like a new
everything.

461
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,500
I mean, I'm willing to get you whatever
help you need. Doctors, shrinks, you

462
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:53,500
name it. Hey!

463
00:29:53,740 --> 00:29:54,740
Scratch and sniff!

464
00:29:59,790 --> 00:30:02,730
I'm not crazy. I'm in jail. I need a
lawyer. She stays.

465
00:30:03,810 --> 00:30:04,810
Frank?

466
00:30:11,130 --> 00:30:14,630
Scratch and sniff. Would she get that? I
never say that. Just stop worrying.

467
00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:17,070
We'll trip up the interrogation. She
needs some more lawyers.

468
00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:18,930
Can we help you, gentlemen?

469
00:30:19,370 --> 00:30:20,970
The name's Jurgens. This is Brown.

470
00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:22,970
FBI.

471
00:30:23,710 --> 00:30:24,930
Is this your name of Lansing?

472
00:30:26,470 --> 00:30:28,030
Yeah. Yeah, it looks like him.

473
00:30:28,490 --> 00:30:30,650
And Lansing's real name was Joe Tetzeli.

474
00:30:32,170 --> 00:30:35,190
He worked for a New Orleans racketeer
named William Billy Bodine.

475
00:30:35,390 --> 00:30:39,370
Billy Bodine is third -generation Cajun
mafia. Very ruthless, very powerful.

476
00:30:39,550 --> 00:30:43,150
Very wired to every scumbag between
Tampa Bay and Galveston. Yeah, I think I

477
00:30:43,150 --> 00:30:44,150
heard about him.

478
00:30:44,170 --> 00:30:47,130
We've been very close to him before, but
he threatens to kill anyone willing to

479
00:30:47,130 --> 00:30:50,730
testify against him. And he always keeps
his word. He's a very high priority.

480
00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:53,530
That's why we were hoping to get to
Tetzeli before Bodine did.

481
00:30:54,390 --> 00:30:56,170
Apparently, Tetzeli turned on Bodine.

482
00:30:59,310 --> 00:31:00,310
He was blackmailing him.

483
00:31:00,950 --> 00:31:05,970
Right, so C. Bodine probably killed
Tetzeli. Of course he killed Tetzeli.

484
00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:09,690
But who did he hire to do it?

485
00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:12,530
Officer Perkins, how well do you know
your wife?

486
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:30,840
Don't you?

487
00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:34,460
Yeah. Suzanne, you're gonna love this
vintage, by the way.

488
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:39,940
Now, my granddaddy, he was a Mississippi
oyster man.

489
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:48,900
And my daddy, he exported oysters from
right here on this very same dock.

490
00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:51,760
Oh, thank you, Glenn.

491
00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:57,500
Well, nowadays, I don't recommend eating
no Gulf shells.

492
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:05,080
They trusted you with the disposal of a
barge of highly hazardous waste.

493
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,660
I explained to you it's not my fault,
Mr. Bodine.

494
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,680
They lied to him, Billy.

495
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,260
Upon your word.

496
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,060
You know they screwed him, Billy.

497
00:32:18,940 --> 00:32:20,780
It's not about they, is it, Suzanne?

498
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,180
I mean, it's never about they.

499
00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:28,580
It's about you doing what you said you'd
do.

500
00:32:33,510 --> 00:32:35,030
Just like I always do.

501
00:32:37,630 --> 00:32:39,770
I'm not trying to reproach you,
Lawrence.

502
00:32:43,230 --> 00:32:49,470
I'm merely reminding you that this
business depends upon what people think

503
00:32:49,470 --> 00:32:50,470
that's my credibility.

504
00:32:52,810 --> 00:32:54,390
That's my most valued asset.

505
00:32:55,070 --> 00:32:58,530
Why do you do things like that, Billy?
Are you crazy? Is that it? Only when I

506
00:32:58,530 --> 00:32:59,750
have to be, Mr. Marshal.

507
00:33:00,490 --> 00:33:01,490
Now, what up?

508
00:33:01,790 --> 00:33:05,270
Well, we have some good news in that you
won't be paying off Ted Feli anymore.

509
00:33:05,710 --> 00:33:06,750
He's no longer living.

510
00:33:07,030 --> 00:33:08,030
Who got him?

511
00:33:08,270 --> 00:33:09,710
Apparently a woman killed him.

512
00:33:10,590 --> 00:33:11,590
Woman?

513
00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:13,790
I knew it.

514
00:33:14,390 --> 00:33:16,670
Now, how many times did I warn the man?

515
00:33:16,890 --> 00:33:20,890
Billy, there is one slight problem in
that the tape that he was using to

516
00:33:20,890 --> 00:33:24,390
you with is still at large. It's
floating around out there somewhere.

517
00:33:26,970 --> 00:33:30,610
Then why don't we assume that the female
has it, Mr. Marchant?

518
00:33:32,490 --> 00:33:33,490
I'll get right up there.

519
00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:41,770
And what we have here, gentlemen, is the
situation is highly unusual.

520
00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:45,530
Stressful to the whole doggone
community. What with the press and all,

521
00:33:45,570 --> 00:33:49,190
And Perkins, you know I got a election
coming up.

522
00:33:49,770 --> 00:33:52,690
Everyone's starting to say, well, the
sheriff, he doesn't know what's going

523
00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:57,310
All right, gentlemen.

524
00:33:58,130 --> 00:34:01,790
What we have here is a clear cut tape of
self -defense.

525
00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:06,820
I want my client arraigned and released
on bail. Miss Orkin. Miss Orkin. Oh,

526
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:10,179
Jesus. She doesn't know the guy's real
name because she's never seen the guy

527
00:34:10,179 --> 00:34:11,639
before. Ask her what he looked like.

528
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,179
Miss Perkins, would you please describe
Amos Lansing?

529
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,480
You don't have to ask that.

530
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:20,219
Well, a person's looks are subjective,
of course.

531
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,020
Well, of course they are.

532
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:26,900
But he was 32 years old, 5 '9", weighed
180 pounds.

533
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:31,060
Let's see, he had a mustache and...

534
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,860
Toupee. He was balding.

535
00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:38,739
Okay, let's move on to the motel. You
say you were there? Yes.

536
00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:40,360
In room 33?

537
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,719
No, room 35.

538
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:47,040
What were the stains on his gray shirt?
Mr. Perkins, I understand this is

539
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,320
awkward for you. He wasn't wearing a
gray shirt, Alex. He was wearing a

540
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:51,540
shirt and brown pants.

541
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,699
So you read the newspaper, right? No,
socks.

542
00:34:54,139 --> 00:34:55,239
He never wore socks.

543
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,790
And, oh, yes, his gold watch, of course.
You read my report.

544
00:35:00,090 --> 00:35:02,730
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
He'll be fine. She read my report.

545
00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:06,710
That's quite enough, Perkins. He'll be
fine. He'll be fine outside.

546
00:35:07,090 --> 00:35:10,830
Mrs. Perkins, are you acquainted with a
certain William Bodine? Who is that? I

547
00:35:10,830 --> 00:35:12,110
read about him. Have you read him?

548
00:35:12,930 --> 00:35:16,250
Well... Look, there is no way that she
was at that motel.

549
00:35:16,510 --> 00:35:19,110
What color was the rug? That's it. You
out.

550
00:35:19,330 --> 00:35:22,730
Brown! Do you think you know everything,
Alex, but you don't?

551
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:26,440
All right, Betty Lou, one last question.
Yes or no, were you or were you not

552
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,960
with your lover at the neat nook? Yes, I
was with my lover at the neat nook.

553
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,960
Let me talk to her.

554
00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:34,860
Did you love him?

555
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,160
Hey, guys.

556
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:51,880
You new here?

557
00:35:53,290 --> 00:35:54,430
I'm Betty Lou Perkins.

558
00:35:58,150 --> 00:35:59,910
I'll see you inside.

559
00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:03,550
Stop a little, Miss Murphy.

560
00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:08,630
Yeah, well, I'm telling you, you're
screwed up, Perkins. The FBI redusted

561
00:36:08,630 --> 00:36:10,750
motel, found your wife's prints outside
the room.

562
00:36:11,590 --> 00:36:13,030
Well, what about inside the room?

563
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,980
Oh, she's smart enough to rub the prints
off inside the room. And you know

564
00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:20,640
something else, boys? They found her
prints all over the Cadillac. Now, you

565
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,040
hiding something from me? We dusted the
Cadillac. Ask Frank. Chief, we dusted

566
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,420
the Cadillac. Excuse me.

567
00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:30,800
We were just at Barnes' lot. The title
to Tetzeli's Cadillac is in your wife's

568
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,800
name.

569
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,680
There's no way we talked to Barnes.
Barnes didn't say anything about that.

570
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:38,680
Barnes didn't tell us that either. We
found it when we searched the records.

571
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,980
But it doesn't make sense.

572
00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:45,530
What the hell is going on here?

573
00:36:46,450 --> 00:36:47,450
You tell us.

574
00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:50,490
Alex, Alex, maybe you should take some
time off, huh?

575
00:36:51,230 --> 00:36:55,150
What? I think the FBI is going to be
handling this case from here on in. Oh,

576
00:36:55,330 --> 00:36:56,330
bullshit!

577
00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,290
Car titles are forged every day, you
idiot.

578
00:36:59,590 --> 00:37:02,490
All right, you are suspended as of right
now. Oh, come on, Chief. You know he's

579
00:37:02,490 --> 00:37:05,110
right. You interfere one more time,
we'll arrest you for obstruction.

580
00:37:05,330 --> 00:37:08,190
Oh, come on. He can't come if you stay.
He's still doing his job.

581
00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:11,670
Let him go. Let him go. Let him...

582
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,860
All right, all right, all right, yes.

583
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:20,320
The FBI is serious shit. I mean, they
have permission to assassinate you,

584
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,840
Well, where do you get that crap?
Because I know.

585
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,180
Betty, honey, you're going to be out in
the jiffy. The Fed's got bigger fish to

586
00:37:26,180 --> 00:37:29,180
fry. Oh, no, killing a snitch, that's a
pretty good -sized fish. Right?

587
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:34,140
Well, I just told them the facts as I
knew them. Just so you don't lie.

588
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:35,820
Mm -hmm.

589
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,140
Well, I didn't lie exactly.

590
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,480
Well, maybe a little bit.

591
00:37:41,890 --> 00:37:45,370
Maybe. Well, how much time would I get,
per se, misleading them slightly?

592
00:37:46,410 --> 00:37:48,730
You know, misled feds, 10, 20 years.

593
00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:51,090
Pearl, what are you scaring her for?

594
00:37:51,390 --> 00:37:55,710
Betty, baby, everybody sometimes tells a
lie. You just need to know the word

595
00:37:55,710 --> 00:37:58,710
duress. I mean, Alistair Boyer, it's
amazing what we can get away with when

596
00:37:58,710 --> 00:37:59,529
you're under duress.

597
00:37:59,530 --> 00:38:01,650
Yeah, I only bounce checks because I'm
under duress.

598
00:38:01,890 --> 00:38:03,110
I only shop with under duress.

599
00:38:03,410 --> 00:38:05,290
You know I only trick because of duress.

600
00:38:06,710 --> 00:38:08,650
Yeah, I was under a lot of duress.

601
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,680
Hello, honey.

602
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,020
You've got a hot little body. What are
you hiding?

603
00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:22,520
I don't know.

604
00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:24,299
Try this on.

605
00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:25,138
Oh, no.

606
00:38:25,140 --> 00:38:28,000
That's a little bald. Honey, there's no
such thing. Try it on.

607
00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:31,680
Come on. Put your shoulders back. Stand
up straight.

608
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,780
Look in that little tiny stomach with
that chest out.

609
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,620
Oh, that looks good. I can do that.

610
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:37,960
Come here.

611
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,300
See, what you need is an attitude.

612
00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:47,540
You know, the whole secret to lying and
clothes and everything else

613
00:38:47,540 --> 00:38:48,860
is attitude.

614
00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:55,660
Now, if you want to be pretty or smart
or say the sexiest thing in the whole

615
00:38:55,660 --> 00:38:59,080
wide world, you have to tell them that
with your eyes.

616
00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:05,800
The truth is that you can be anything or
anybody that you want to be.

617
00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:11,730
What are you talking about? I can
introduce you to some folks who are barf

618
00:39:11,770 --> 00:39:14,330
Yeah, well, $50 is like a barf bag
attitude.

619
00:39:14,710 --> 00:39:17,490
$50 ain't ugly. $50, you two are never
going to agree.

620
00:39:17,770 --> 00:39:19,710
Hey, $50 for the jacket?

621
00:39:20,090 --> 00:39:21,090
He's out the door.

622
00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:32,890
Margaret Armstrong's private practice as
a model librarian.

623
00:39:33,470 --> 00:39:34,950
Dedicated, hardworking, and committed.

624
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:39,100
Besides, sources speculate that Mrs.
Perkins and Mr. Lansing were involved in

625
00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:41,200
lover's quarrel that ended in violence
and death.

626
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,060
Well, I hope the reporter didn't take
all that from just what I said.

627
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,500
I just can't believe that Betty Lou has
a lover.

628
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:49,980
Yeah. Hang on.

629
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,240
It's more shut.

630
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,960
Did you find the tape?

631
00:39:57,420 --> 00:40:01,160
No, not yet. Now, you know this perfect
woman with whom Joe was doing a nasty?

632
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,680
You got it directly from your sister.

633
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,900
I was the outgoing one. I remember Betty
Lou didn't even talk until she was

634
00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:14,000
three. We had her tested and everything.
Yeah, look, all I can say is poor Alex

635
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,400
Perkins. I mean, to have the whole town
know your wife cheated.

636
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:21,680
Anyway, the general word on this Betty
Lou is that she is extremely cagey.

637
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,320
Do you think that she's holding the
tape, Mr.

638
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:26,620
Marchette?

639
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,800
I want you to get to her.

640
00:40:33,230 --> 00:40:35,690
I want that tape found or lost forever.

641
00:40:36,130 --> 00:40:37,930
Billy, you understand she's claiming she
knows you.

642
00:40:38,130 --> 00:40:40,570
Do I have to come up to you and handle
this my way?

643
00:40:41,010 --> 00:40:46,350
But, Billy... Glam,

644
00:40:46,630 --> 00:40:48,770
pack our belongings.

645
00:40:49,230 --> 00:40:50,230
You guys met in high school?

646
00:40:50,430 --> 00:40:51,730
Yep, high school sweethearts.

647
00:40:52,210 --> 00:40:55,730
Then we dated other people when he went
to cop college.

648
00:40:57,330 --> 00:40:58,850
But then we got back together.

649
00:40:59,050 --> 00:41:00,990
Got married eight years. Wow.

650
00:41:01,470 --> 00:41:05,450
Bet you know, I read this book once.
There was this Boston lady named Hester.

651
00:41:05,570 --> 00:41:08,410
She got knocked up by a reverend and she
wouldn't tell anyone who the father

652
00:41:08,410 --> 00:41:11,990
was. So they made her stand in this mall
with this A on her chest.

653
00:41:12,230 --> 00:41:14,410
That's a scarlet letter by Nathaniel
Hawthorne.

654
00:41:14,630 --> 00:41:17,430
The A stands for adulterous. Yeah,
right, right.

655
00:41:18,050 --> 00:41:21,330
And later, Miss Hester always wore that
scarlet letter just to say, y 'all kiss

656
00:41:21,330 --> 00:41:22,069
my ass.

657
00:41:22,070 --> 00:41:24,850
Yeah, every now and then you gotta tell
them that kiss. Yeah, y 'all kiss my

658
00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:26,350
ass. Kiss my ass. That's right.

659
00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:37,940
What the hell is going on here?

660
00:41:39,340 --> 00:41:41,460
People think they know me, but they
don't.

661
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:46,020
Nobody has any faith or confidence in
me. I think I can't do anything right.

662
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,800
I remember just around the time my
parents were breaking up.

663
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:58,940
I was only 12, but I decided I had to
make this perfect Thanksgiving dinner.

664
00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:05,420
And so I slaved over this beautiful
turkey, and...

665
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,760
as I was carrying the turkey up to the
table.

666
00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:11,380
Everyone was looking at me.

667
00:42:14,220 --> 00:42:15,380
I dropped it.

668
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:21,460
So, first Thanksgiving, after Alex and I
got married, I invited his whole family

669
00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:22,460
over for dinner.

670
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,200
Of course, everything had to be perfect.

671
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:27,760
It was.

672
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:29,800
You dropped the turkey?

673
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,060
No, I just burst out crying.

674
00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:36,900
I dropped a turkey.

675
00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:43,200
Every time I try anything, every time I
take a chance,

676
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:47,680
I always end up making a mistake.

677
00:42:50,140 --> 00:42:51,140
Nighty -night, ladies.

678
00:42:51,340 --> 00:42:55,340
Go get a life. Get out of here. Hey,
kiss my ass, George.

679
00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:00,020
What'd I do?

680
00:43:01,669 --> 00:43:04,050
Okay, what do we know for sure? I mean,
her husband conducted the initial

681
00:43:04,050 --> 00:43:06,730
investigation, for God's sakes. Right,
the guy's a fool. That's why she's

682
00:43:06,730 --> 00:43:07,970
fooling around on him. What else?

683
00:43:08,410 --> 00:43:10,450
She and Ted Sutter were definitely at
the motel together.

684
00:43:10,890 --> 00:43:13,970
But she might be lying about being the
hitter. Which would mean that she's

685
00:43:13,970 --> 00:43:15,590
either protecting Bodine or hiding
something.

686
00:43:16,490 --> 00:43:18,290
Let's put her on the street and see what
Bodine does.

687
00:43:18,990 --> 00:43:22,530
What do you mean? It's too dangerous
now. Look, if she's with Bodine, he'll

688
00:43:22,530 --> 00:43:25,110
to hook up with her. If she's not, he'll
want to talk to her.

689
00:43:25,450 --> 00:43:26,530
Either way, we get him.

690
00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:28,750
We have another choice.

691
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,420
Main City, please.

692
00:43:58,220 --> 00:43:59,700
The court is now in session.

693
00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:02,400
The Honorable J .T. Jickens presiding.

694
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,920
Case for the people versus Betty Lou
Parsons.

695
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:35,250
Ready, Lou Parkin?

696
00:44:36,150 --> 00:44:37,150
Hell,

697
00:44:40,490 --> 00:44:41,630
I don't go to the library enough.

698
00:44:42,030 --> 00:44:45,950
I just don't get it. They waived your
bail and freed you on your own

699
00:44:45,950 --> 00:44:48,470
recognizance. Prosecutors are lovely,
weren't they?

700
00:44:48,690 --> 00:44:51,710
You've got a Cadillac. They've been
aimlessly in these cars registered in

701
00:44:51,710 --> 00:44:53,070
name. What? That can't be right.

702
00:44:53,330 --> 00:44:54,450
Is there something you're not telling
me?

703
00:44:54,770 --> 00:44:55,770
Wow.

704
00:44:55,810 --> 00:44:58,270
Hold on, baby. I think we need to talk
about this.

705
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:08,720
...against Billy Bodine.

706
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,040
What? No comment.

707
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,800
Oh, my lawyer, Ann Orkin, has asked me
not to discuss my case.

708
00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:19,380
Well, you can ask me other questions.
Look at your hair.

709
00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:20,519
All right.

710
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:25,420
...are asking themselves just who is the
mystery woman loved by Joe Tedzelli. It

711
00:45:25,420 --> 00:45:26,420
was me, you idiot.

712
00:45:26,540 --> 00:45:27,540
It was me.

713
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:32,520
...to the crime, her attorney, Ann
Orkin. I don't get credit for anything,

714
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:35,840
I'll take the order to throw Betty Lou
in jail.

715
00:45:36,590 --> 00:45:37,810
Beat us to a crack.

716
00:45:38,610 --> 00:45:40,550
Five years from now, seal up the crack.

717
00:45:40,770 --> 00:45:41,770
He deserved it.

718
00:45:42,010 --> 00:45:43,550
Rock on, Betty Lou.

719
00:45:44,030 --> 00:45:45,430
Watch out for the hitman.

720
00:45:45,710 --> 00:45:46,270
Watch

721
00:45:46,270 --> 00:45:56,150
out

722
00:45:56,150 --> 00:45:57,150
for the hitman.

723
00:45:57,530 --> 00:46:01,930
And you should say, red hair means fire
and ham.

724
00:46:02,630 --> 00:46:03,950
You seduced me, Warren.

725
00:46:04,230 --> 00:46:05,230
Rumor has it.

726
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,620
Her husband's the one with the big gun.

727
00:46:15,980 --> 00:46:21,520
It was just an exercise.

728
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,120
She sure put that in.

729
00:46:49,290 --> 00:46:52,510
You can't go running around selling that
car. People are going to get the wrong

730
00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:55,830
idea about you. Oh, and people have
always gotten the wrong idea about me.

731
00:46:56,090 --> 00:46:58,250
I can live with... No, let's think.

732
00:46:59,810 --> 00:47:00,810
Let's not think.

733
00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:06,470
Yes, well, obviously she's well
-connected. She cut a deal. She's out.

734
00:47:06,710 --> 00:47:07,910
Just bring her to me.

735
00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:10,890
I want to meet this notorious female.

736
00:47:24,010 --> 00:47:25,770
Special Agent Jurgensen Brown.

737
00:47:26,450 --> 00:47:29,490
You know, I know exactly what you're
doing, and if anything happens to my

738
00:47:29,490 --> 00:47:34,470
wife... She's white, she's good
-looking, and she's getting away with

739
00:47:34,750 --> 00:47:36,810
She almost killed me in the bathroom!

740
00:47:38,930 --> 00:47:43,930
Betty Lou Perkins of postmodern Robin
Hood, writing wrong and a timid and

741
00:47:43,930 --> 00:47:48,130
forgotten, buying candy for children and
lipstick for little old ladies.

742
00:47:48,470 --> 00:47:52,810
For Channel 18 News, I'm Lydia Williams,
reporting from Tetley, Missouri.

743
00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:54,370
Back to you, Sock.

744
00:48:02,810 --> 00:48:05,210
I really think you're going to like this
library, Anne.

745
00:48:06,690 --> 00:48:07,690
Oh, my God.

746
00:48:10,310 --> 00:48:13,330
I don't think that many people have
library cards.

747
00:48:13,990 --> 00:48:14,990
There she is.

748
00:48:41,290 --> 00:48:44,910
Order up as many egg rolls as they can
make. Three dozen pizzas from Pizza Hut.

749
00:48:45,030 --> 00:48:46,030
Thin slices.

750
00:48:46,990 --> 00:48:47,990
Pizzas!

751
00:48:51,650 --> 00:48:58,490
On behalf of

752
00:48:58,490 --> 00:49:02,530
all bibliophiles, I'd like to thank the
lovely ladies of the Library Auxiliary

753
00:49:02,530 --> 00:49:03,530
for their efforts.

754
00:49:05,570 --> 00:49:08,890
And, of course, our two librarians,
Margaret Armstrong...

755
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,540
And Betty Lou Perkins.

756
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,860
Maybe Betty Lou would like to step up
here and say a few words.

757
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:29,560
Well, funny thing happened

758
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,880
on the way to the fundraiser.

759
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:36,100
So great, so many lovers of the library
showed up.

760
00:49:37,870 --> 00:49:39,870
And I don't want to disappoint any of
you.

761
00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:42,230
So I'm going to give you what you want.

762
00:49:43,810 --> 00:49:44,810
Sex.

763
00:49:47,850 --> 00:49:48,850
Crime.

764
00:49:51,390 --> 00:49:52,390
Mystery.

765
00:49:55,210 --> 00:49:56,210
Romance.

766
00:49:59,710 --> 00:50:01,170
I have something to show you.

767
00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:58,100
Hey, hey, please stop eating.

768
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,740
Oh, show me to the mainstream.

769
00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:03,020
Oh, yeah, follow me.

770
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,560
I think you'll really like it. What's it
about?

771
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,300
It's all about Nancy Drew, girl
detective.

772
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,280
I think you'll enjoy it.

773
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,060
Thank you, Betty Lou.

774
00:51:36,420 --> 00:51:37,420
Alec?

775
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,600
Okay.

776
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,640
What do you tell you about me? I have to
know.

777
00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:56,860
I beg your pardon.

778
00:51:57,820 --> 00:52:00,020
All right, I come from nothing. So what?

779
00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:02,540
So Bob's a hound dog, so what?

780
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,160
I love him, so I'm begging you.

781
00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:09,000
Whatever he said about me, please just
don't use my name.

782
00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:11,300
I want to stay married.

783
00:52:13,580 --> 00:52:14,860
What is your name?

784
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,120
What?

785
00:52:23,770 --> 00:52:24,790
name. I'm nobody.

786
00:52:25,190 --> 00:52:26,970
What would anybody want to say a thing
about nobody?

787
00:52:31,650 --> 00:52:32,650
Tramp.

788
00:52:37,930 --> 00:52:38,930
Hey.

789
00:52:40,190 --> 00:52:41,149
What's the matter?

790
00:52:41,150 --> 00:52:43,430
Oh, well, I had a big day.

791
00:52:44,410 --> 00:52:48,110
Listen, we need to go someplace quiet
where we can discuss your case.

792
00:52:48,950 --> 00:52:50,050
I know just the place.

793
00:52:58,350 --> 00:52:59,350
is one drink, okay?

794
00:52:59,690 --> 00:53:00,690
Deal.

795
00:53:05,790 --> 00:53:06,870
That one didn't count.

796
00:53:07,390 --> 00:53:08,810
I don't usually drink.

797
00:53:09,370 --> 00:53:13,190
This whole taste is going to make a big
difference in my life.

798
00:53:13,510 --> 00:53:14,510
Oh, that's great.

799
00:53:15,070 --> 00:53:17,610
Why? You're my first client.

800
00:53:20,050 --> 00:53:21,050
More drinks?

801
00:53:21,210 --> 00:53:22,169
No, no, come here.

802
00:53:22,170 --> 00:53:22,968
It's okay.

803
00:53:22,970 --> 00:53:24,830
Everything is under control. I have...

804
00:53:28,780 --> 00:53:29,718
It's not the rat.

805
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:31,080
What is it? It's Alex.

806
00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:33,380
Yeah.

807
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,980
He hasn't even seen my new hairdo.

808
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:37,560
Who did cut your hair?

809
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,700
I mean, you know, I think he would like
the jacket. I love the jacket.

810
00:53:41,980 --> 00:53:45,380
You do? You want to try it on? No, I
don't mean I love it like I want it.

811
00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:38,440
What are you doing?

812
00:55:38,660 --> 00:55:39,660
I would like to talk.

813
00:56:29,850 --> 00:56:31,470
Your wife, your marriage.

814
00:56:32,370 --> 00:56:35,750
Maybe some things are about me. Well, I
thought you were a part of me and I was

815
00:56:35,750 --> 00:56:36,750
a part of you.

816
00:56:39,590 --> 00:56:40,610
Let's get out of here.

817
00:56:41,010 --> 00:56:42,090
I want a cigarette.

818
00:56:43,090 --> 00:56:45,170
Just cut the crap. You don't smoke.

819
00:56:45,590 --> 00:56:46,870
How do you know? I don't tell you
everything.

820
00:56:47,130 --> 00:56:48,130
Would your friend Amos smoke?

821
00:56:48,350 --> 00:56:50,070
Well, he didn't make a fuss when I did.

822
00:56:51,230 --> 00:56:52,230
He's a great guy.

823
00:56:54,230 --> 00:56:55,230
Do you mind?

824
00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:57,750
You don't remember.

825
00:56:58,270 --> 00:56:59,270
Because you didn't do it.

826
00:57:00,090 --> 00:57:01,190
What, have an affair?

827
00:57:01,490 --> 00:57:06,610
Yeah. Why is that so hard to believe
that I might be exciting to other men?

828
00:57:07,910 --> 00:57:10,570
People have affairs. People have lovers.

829
00:57:11,290 --> 00:57:12,670
Why not me, Alex?

830
00:57:12,950 --> 00:57:15,270
Because I never did. I never had anyone
but you.

831
00:57:15,990 --> 00:57:17,670
You had everyone but me.

832
00:57:18,270 --> 00:57:23,630
You had Frank and the boys and the force
and the bars and the games.

833
00:57:24,990 --> 00:57:27,330
Just forget it. Betty Lou, look.

834
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:28,680
You want to dance? Yeah.

835
00:57:29,340 --> 00:57:30,340
What did you say?

836
00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:31,660
She looks unhappy.

837
00:57:32,180 --> 00:57:33,340
I'm going to dance with you. No.

838
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:34,899
No, you're not.

839
00:57:34,900 --> 00:57:36,780
Look, let me put this another way.

840
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,280
Get lost.

841
00:57:40,340 --> 00:57:41,340
All right.

842
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,560
Alex,

843
00:57:43,620 --> 00:57:44,620
that wasn't fair.

844
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:45,800
Come on.

845
00:58:33,610 --> 00:58:34,569
A divorce?

846
00:58:34,570 --> 00:58:36,150
You can have the house, the furniture.

847
00:58:36,910 --> 00:58:37,910
I don't want anything.

848
00:58:38,510 --> 00:58:40,190
Except Scarlett. I want the fucking dog.

849
00:58:42,130 --> 00:58:44,850
Just a word of advice to you, as a cop.

850
00:58:45,090 --> 00:58:47,390
Vets have you set up pretty good with
Bodine, so I'd be careful.

851
00:58:48,830 --> 00:58:49,830
But how?

852
00:58:50,490 --> 00:58:51,490
How should I know?

853
00:58:52,650 --> 00:58:53,650
Why didn't I tell you?

854
00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:56,390
I'm off the case. As a matter of fact,
I'm off the force.

855
00:58:59,450 --> 00:59:00,450
Isn't that great?

856
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,240
I give up.

857
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:08,640
Wait, Alex!

858
00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:12,180
I didn't do it!

859
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:14,360
Didn't do what, Betty Lou?

860
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:17,420
Didn't do...

861
01:00:04,910 --> 01:00:06,930
She took an overactive interest in her
husband's work.

862
01:00:07,630 --> 01:00:10,230
That, combined with attention deficit
syndrome.

863
01:00:10,770 --> 01:00:12,790
Wait, Ann. I know you don't understand.

864
01:00:13,290 --> 01:00:14,970
No, you don't understand, Betty Lou.

865
01:00:15,290 --> 01:00:17,070
I wish you had shot Lansing.

866
01:00:17,470 --> 01:00:21,210
Not shooting him involves perjury and
tampering with a federal investigation.

867
01:00:22,090 --> 01:00:23,750
I was under duress.

868
01:00:24,010 --> 01:00:28,350
Get over it. What are you going to do?
Just leave me here? No. You go back

869
01:00:28,350 --> 01:00:29,350
inside and live it up.

870
01:00:29,790 --> 01:00:32,930
Get it out of your system, because the
fun's over tomorrow, babe.

871
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:11,519
With lawyer.

872
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:12,720
We tick with Betty Lou.

873
01:01:16,940 --> 01:01:17,940
Aw, shit.

874
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:23,400
Aw.

875
01:01:48,310 --> 01:01:53,010
What can I do to get.

876
01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:45,300
Good book?

877
01:02:47,980 --> 01:02:49,100
Not half bad.

878
01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:54,420
Hi, I'm single.

879
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:57,520
Really?

880
01:02:58,060 --> 01:02:59,060
Congratulations.

881
01:02:59,620 --> 01:03:00,620
I'm expensive.

882
01:03:01,420 --> 01:03:02,420
Whoa.

883
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:04,540
Lucky I don't have to arrest you.

884
01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:06,380
Why, are you a cop?

885
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:08,240
I used to be.

886
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,200
What's your name?

887
01:03:13,110 --> 01:03:14,410
Bond, James Bond.

888
01:03:15,170 --> 01:03:16,170
Hey, Jimmy.

889
01:03:16,850 --> 01:03:18,090
I'm Scarlett O 'Hara.

890
01:03:19,370 --> 01:03:21,650
Oh, shit, my dog's name is Scarlett.

891
01:03:22,290 --> 01:03:25,650
My wife, my ex -wife's favorite book is
Gone with the Wind.

892
01:03:27,550 --> 01:03:28,930
You're not Alex Perkins.

893
01:03:31,070 --> 01:03:32,170
You know my wife?

894
01:03:33,030 --> 01:03:34,030
Yeah.

895
01:03:39,790 --> 01:03:41,510
How do you know she likes Gone with the
Wind?

896
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:46,480
You should know everybody.

897
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:49,900
Where the hell was I?

898
01:03:50,740 --> 01:03:53,020
Well, sir, I think that's a real good
question.

899
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:56,560
What do you mean?

900
01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:58,680
Where were you?

901
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:24,360
Well, got good news and bad news.

902
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:26,840
That one's bad news.

903
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,460
Wait, don't open that yet. Wait, let me
talk about it.

904
01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:33,460
What,

905
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:36,920
are you colorblind or just simply brain
dead?

906
01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:38,920
What are we supposed to do?

907
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:42,540
You ponytailed sub -moron. We told you
not to. It's a matter of kidnapping. You

908
01:04:42,540 --> 01:04:43,540
can identify us.

909
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,000
We've got you.

910
01:04:45,460 --> 01:04:48,900
And who have we here?

911
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:50,560
Ant Orkin!

912
01:04:51,299 --> 01:04:52,299
Attorney at law.

913
01:04:53,620 --> 01:04:58,600
Well, Ms. Ann Oaken, attorney at law,
I'm William Bodine, and I see you've met

914
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:02,340
my nephews, Glenn and Gary, and this is
my attorney.

915
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,660
You, Mr. Oaken, are going to be so
disbarred.

916
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:06,480
Indeed.

917
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:12,280
Alex?

918
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:13,520
Hello?

919
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:16,480
Alex?

920
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:17,840
Nobody, Lou.

921
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:19,640
William Bodine here.

922
01:05:23,509 --> 01:05:24,710
What? What is it?

923
01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:28,690
I got your lawyer friend here with me.
Tell me about it!

924
01:05:29,810 --> 01:05:34,990
Dan? If you wanted to live, you will
behave intelligently.

925
01:05:35,530 --> 01:05:37,530
Who is this? What are you talking about?

926
01:05:37,830 --> 01:05:41,510
Check it. You can't afford to lose
conversation. Wait, you don't

927
01:05:41,830 --> 01:05:42,950
This is a mistake.

928
01:05:43,190 --> 01:05:44,690
I made a terrible mistake.

929
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:46,550
Yes, you did. I did.

930
01:05:47,350 --> 01:05:50,570
Mr. Tetzeli has a tape that I'm very
interested in.

931
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:56,040
have it a tape what tape i want you to
get the tape and i want you to take it

932
01:05:56,040 --> 01:06:00,660
the payphone underneath the water tower
by the cotton compress now i'm gonna

933
01:06:00,660 --> 01:06:06,300
call you there at 6 a .m and i'm gonna
tell you where to go next i can be a

934
01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:12,460
very unpleasant person when i have to be
so no feds your friend did

935
01:06:12,460 --> 01:06:14,420
well wait let me talk to her again

936
01:06:43,299 --> 01:06:46,820
Okay, it's working now. I could really
use some sisterly advice.

937
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:48,520
Could you come over?

938
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:50,760
Really, Lou? Really?

939
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:52,680
You want me?

940
01:06:53,580 --> 01:06:55,920
Yeah, and could you come right away?

941
01:06:56,300 --> 01:06:57,300
It's important.

942
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,580
Oh, okay, okay. I'm on my way.

943
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,660
Oh, God, what am I going to wear?

944
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:28,460
I prefer Betty Lou.

945
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:44,840
I'm so sorry.

946
01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:47,080
Are you alright?

947
01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:49,279
Why don't you just kick me in the balls
now?

948
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:50,800
I guess you'll live.

949
01:08:52,490 --> 01:08:53,890
What the hell are you doing here, Betty
Lou?

950
01:08:54,149 --> 01:08:56,990
What are you doing here? I saw you sneak
by the beds.

951
01:08:57,470 --> 01:09:00,689
Oh, so you're following me. Of course
I'm following you. I'm trying to find

952
01:09:00,689 --> 01:09:01,689
what the hell's going on here.

953
01:09:02,109 --> 01:09:06,790
Oh, Alex, Bodine's kidnapped my lawyer
and wants me to deliver some tape that

954
01:09:06,790 --> 01:09:07,790
Lansing had.

955
01:09:07,910 --> 01:09:11,850
Lansing had a tape of Bodine? Yes, and
now he thinks I have it, but 50 bucks

956
01:09:11,850 --> 01:09:15,109
says she's got it. Well, who the hell is
she? The woman who was Lansing's lover.

957
01:09:15,270 --> 01:09:17,310
I knew you weren't Lansing's lover. Of
course not.

958
01:09:17,819 --> 01:09:18,920
Let's see, maybe you know her.

959
01:09:19,540 --> 01:09:20,859
She's brunette, petite.

960
01:09:21,979 --> 01:09:22,979
She's kind of wacky.

961
01:09:24,319 --> 01:09:27,500
She wouldn't tell me her name, but she
talked like this.

962
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:28,800
What else, what else?

963
01:09:29,100 --> 01:09:31,880
Let's see, she's married, said her
husband's a dog.

964
01:09:32,100 --> 01:09:33,100
Well, that's not so unusual.

965
01:09:33,279 --> 01:09:34,019
What else?

966
01:09:34,020 --> 01:09:36,660
She said, Bob's a hound dog.

967
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,300
Oh, husband's name's Bob.

968
01:09:39,220 --> 01:09:42,340
Bob Barnes, of course. His wife Charlene
could have met Lansing at the showroom.

969
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:43,479
Oh, I have to talk to her.

970
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:46,720
Wait, this is a police matter. You can't
handle this alone. It could be

971
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,439
dangerous. I have to handle this.

972
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:50,560
And that is because of me.

973
01:09:51,319 --> 01:09:54,580
Just let me come as a friend, okay? I'll
shut up. I'll take orders.

974
01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:56,720
Betty Lou.

975
01:09:57,340 --> 01:09:58,400
I'll let you drive the Bronco.

976
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:08,560
Police department. Is this Charlene
Barnes?

977
01:10:09,780 --> 01:10:10,780
Is this the woman?

978
01:10:10,820 --> 01:10:11,820
Yes, it is.

979
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:16,020
There's been some new developments. We
can ask you some questions regarding the

980
01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:19,140
murder of Amos Lansing, a .k .a. Joe
Ciselli.

981
01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:21,380
Boy, you've got to prove Charlene's
involved.

982
01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:24,440
How about her fingerprints in the room
where he was killed? What?

983
01:10:24,900 --> 01:10:25,858
Spent where?

984
01:10:25,860 --> 01:10:26,719
Oh, bullshit.

985
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:28,520
Gee, the housewife don't even have the
print.

986
01:10:28,820 --> 01:10:30,020
We do now, Mr. Barnes.

987
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:32,200
It's easy enough to check.

988
01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:34,980
Oh, my God.

989
01:10:36,460 --> 01:10:40,000
Let's see if this matches the hair we
found from Amos Lansing's car.

990
01:10:40,260 --> 01:10:42,020
I would never... We're even in Amos
Lansing's car.

991
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:43,400
So you were in the room.

992
01:10:43,540 --> 01:10:44,540
Just don't answer, Pop.

993
01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:48,260
Mrs. Barnes, are you aware we have your
voice on his answering machine?

994
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:49,840
That is a dirty little lie.

995
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,160
Amos didn't even have an answering
machine.

996
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:54,400
You're right.

997
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:55,560
But how did you know that?

998
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:57,120
Oh.

999
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:02,360
Um, I, you see. Well, uh, because she
called in for me.

1000
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:05,920
That's what I did. Come on, Charlene,
woman to woman.

1001
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:08,140
You know Amos told me everything about
you.

1002
01:11:08,390 --> 01:11:11,390
He didn't? Well, he told me you said
your husband was a dirty hound dog.

1003
01:11:12,090 --> 01:11:15,550
I didn't say that. I never said that.
But that you still loved him. I did say

1004
01:11:15,550 --> 01:11:16,550
that. That I did say.

1005
01:11:17,410 --> 01:11:19,230
Amos said you begged him to take you to
Mexico.

1006
01:11:19,550 --> 01:11:22,110
No! No! He begged me to run away with
him.

1007
01:11:22,590 --> 01:11:25,850
That's it. I'm arresting you for the
murder of Amos Land. What are you

1008
01:11:25,850 --> 01:11:27,750
about? That's right. I'm taking you in.
What? Ow!

1009
01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:30,390
Amos told me he told you all about the
tape. No!

1010
01:11:36,490 --> 01:11:39,590
You're going to be spending a lot of
time in jail. A lot of time in jail.

1011
01:11:39,590 --> 01:11:42,530
I've been there and it isn't a pretty
picture. It's ugly and it's dirty and

1012
01:11:42,530 --> 01:11:44,370
dangerous. Daddy, please help me.

1013
01:11:44,650 --> 01:11:45,650
I did it.

1014
01:11:45,910 --> 01:11:47,070
I killed Amos.

1015
01:11:47,530 --> 01:11:50,170
Because you loved her and you couldn't
stand sharing her.

1016
01:11:50,410 --> 01:11:51,410
Oh, my God.

1017
01:11:53,270 --> 01:11:54,650
You did that for me?

1018
01:11:54,930 --> 01:11:56,050
I had to, Popkin.

1019
01:11:58,090 --> 01:11:59,090
Charlene, honey.

1020
01:11:59,730 --> 01:12:03,230
The only way you can help your husband
now is if you tell us everything you

1021
01:12:03,230 --> 01:12:04,270
about the tape. What tape?

1022
01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:07,250
any goddamn tape. Where is it?

1023
01:12:07,670 --> 01:12:08,629
You're lying.

1024
01:12:08,630 --> 01:12:12,670
He said everything was in the car.

1025
01:12:12,990 --> 01:12:17,270
He said the recipe for a lot of money
was in the Cadillac.

1026
01:12:20,730 --> 01:12:22,070
The Cadillac?

1027
01:12:24,490 --> 01:12:26,630
So it was Barnes who put the title in
your name?

1028
01:12:27,870 --> 01:12:33,130
Daddy, I just needed your attention. You
spent all day with your car.

1029
01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:36,180
those dumb commercials.

1030
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:38,340
You know, I really hated those
commercials.

1031
01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:40,640
You know what I was thinking? What?

1032
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:43,340
With me away, maybe you could do those
spots for me.

1033
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:44,560
Oh.

1034
01:12:45,580 --> 01:12:46,580
Really?

1035
01:12:53,660 --> 01:12:55,520
Okay, in here. This is where we store
the evidence.

1036
01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:57,660
Oh, my key still works.

1037
01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:07,900
All right, why don't you look through
this evidence log?

1038
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:13,220
Everything that was in this Cadillac
should be in here somewhere.

1039
01:13:14,660 --> 01:13:18,880
Wallet, sunglasses, passport, car keys.
Take 36 of them. Do you see them?

1040
01:13:19,180 --> 01:13:20,180
Yeah, I'm right there.

1041
01:13:23,180 --> 01:13:24,860
Okay, let's borrow this tape recorder
here.

1042
01:13:29,940 --> 01:13:31,160
All right, what are we looking for?

1043
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:34,980
I don't know. I guess there's tape of a
conversation or something. I guess we

1044
01:13:34,980 --> 01:13:35,980
have to listen to all of these.

1045
01:13:39,300 --> 01:13:40,400
Your favorite song?

1046
01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:42,300
Very.

1047
01:13:42,740 --> 01:13:43,740
Well, that's not it.

1048
01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:49,780
What a nightmare.

1049
01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:56,620
Look at this. Barry Manilow, Debbie
Boone, Paul Anka in Vegas.

1050
01:13:57,310 --> 01:13:58,570
This guy deserved to be shot.

1051
01:13:58,790 --> 01:14:01,850
Forget it, Lou. This is all music. It'll
take forever to go through all this.

1052
01:14:01,990 --> 01:14:03,430
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Try this.

1053
01:14:04,090 --> 01:14:05,430
Beau Soleil, Cajun band.

1054
01:14:05,690 --> 01:14:08,770
I know it's a long shot, but I'm just
thinking, Bodine's Cajun and the rest of

1055
01:14:08,770 --> 01:14:10,430
the stuff's easy listening music.

1056
01:14:13,590 --> 01:14:18,270
I bet you there's no way we're going to
make it in time.

1057
01:14:19,770 --> 01:14:20,770
Wait,

1058
01:14:21,550 --> 01:14:22,870
that's, that's Bodine's voice.

1059
01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:29,160
This is evidence. We could nail Bodine
with this. Forget the evidence. Anne's

1060
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:30,220
life's at stake. Come on.

1061
01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:25,300
You can listen to this all night.

1062
01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:31,560
All right.

1063
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:35,680
That's it.

1064
01:15:35,780 --> 01:15:38,460
Let's go kill the bitch, burn down her
house, and go home.

1065
01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:40,920
Very bad idea.

1066
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,320
She's here, Mr. Bodine. Give me the
telephone.

1067
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:00,640
Of course.

1068
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:07,620
Give me the telephone.

1069
01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:09,100
All right, all right.

1070
01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:17,120
Betty, we have to stick to the plan,
okay?

1071
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:18,800
All right, then let me come.

1072
01:16:19,780 --> 01:16:20,780
All right.

1073
01:16:21,820 --> 01:16:22,820
First one question.

1074
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:25,080
What went wrong?

1075
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:27,160
Wasn't I enough?

1076
01:16:27,660 --> 01:16:28,720
I wasn't enough.

1077
01:16:30,180 --> 01:16:31,680
I want you back, Betty Lou.

1078
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:35,700
I don't know how I can make that happen,
but I want you back.

1079
01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:37,500
The gun, Alex.

1080
01:16:44,340 --> 01:16:45,980
Find out where they are and come right
back.

1081
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:08,120
I'm here.

1082
01:17:08,380 --> 01:17:09,380
That's good to hear.

1083
01:17:10,140 --> 01:17:11,140
What you got for me?

1084
01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:14,520
I have a tape you might want to hear.
But first I want to hear Anne.

1085
01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:17,640
Mr. Marchand.

1086
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:36,600
Send Dan out.

1087
01:18:59,570 --> 01:19:01,290
Billy, that's it. She's here.

1088
01:19:02,050 --> 01:19:03,630
Ann, are you all right?

1089
01:19:14,850 --> 01:19:17,810
Betty Lou, the master of mine.

1090
01:19:19,190 --> 01:19:20,270
Scourge of Tetley.

1091
01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:56,040
The old gun in the handbag bit, huh,
Betty Lou?

1092
01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:00,020
Man, that is brilliant.

1093
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:02,760
No tape, Lily.

1094
01:20:04,540 --> 01:20:06,020
Where is the tape?

1095
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,820
How stupid do you think I am?

1096
01:20:11,260 --> 01:20:15,580
I think that you are extremely stupid.

1097
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:19,200
Well, not stupid enough to bring it with
me.

1098
01:20:22,570 --> 01:20:24,170
I'll take you to it when you release
him.

1099
01:20:25,670 --> 01:20:28,550
Just give the man what he wants, idiot.

1100
01:20:29,290 --> 01:20:31,290
Don't do it, Betty. They're going to
kill us both anyway.

1101
01:20:31,870 --> 01:20:34,350
Where is the tape, Betty Lou?

1102
01:20:35,870 --> 01:20:37,710
Not until you let Anne go.

1103
01:20:38,390 --> 01:20:40,390
Look, you don't know this man.

1104
01:20:40,790 --> 01:20:41,790
That's true.

1105
01:20:43,190 --> 01:20:45,990
Allow me to formally introduce myself.

1106
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:02,160
Need I say more?

1107
01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:07,960
Now can I have the tape, please?

1108
01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:37,360
I hope that I have not kept you awake
too long.

1109
01:21:37,620 --> 01:21:38,620
No.

1110
01:21:45,780 --> 01:21:50,580
Now, where were we? I think I remember
something about, um, Amos said something

1111
01:21:50,580 --> 01:21:51,580
about another tape.

1112
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:52,800
Don't tell me!

1113
01:22:59,539 --> 01:23:06,320
The old empty gun in the handbag

1114
01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:07,320
bed, huh, Bodine?

1115
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,600
You and me, we need to talk.

1116
01:23:18,060 --> 01:23:19,060
Don't move.

1117
01:23:20,980 --> 01:23:22,040
I'm not moving.

1118
01:23:22,340 --> 01:23:23,520
I said don't move.

1119
01:23:23,820 --> 01:23:24,820
You shoot him!

1120
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,720
You ain't gonna shoot me, try you
better.

1121
01:23:28,140 --> 01:23:30,280
Stop talking. I'm not talking.

1122
01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:31,680
Shut up!

1123
01:23:31,700 --> 01:23:32,700
I will.

1124
01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:34,380
I will.

1125
01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:03,959
I'm not getting excited.

1126
01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:05,240
I'm not getting excited.

1127
01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:08,780
Wait, just listen to me. I'm listening
to you.

1128
01:24:09,220 --> 01:24:10,220
Stop.

1129
01:24:11,180 --> 01:24:12,520
You don't know what you're doing.

1130
01:24:12,740 --> 01:24:14,620
I know exactly what I'm doing.

1131
01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:16,300
Please, Betty.

1132
01:24:17,340 --> 01:24:18,340
Please.

1133
01:24:18,780 --> 01:24:20,540
You can't shoot another man.

1134
01:24:21,580 --> 01:24:22,580
Please.

1135
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,200
No.

1136
01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:25,600
Please.

1137
01:24:57,710 --> 01:24:58,710
I can't believe it myself.

1138
01:25:00,070 --> 01:25:01,810
So is this the real Betty Lou Perkins?

1139
01:25:05,030 --> 01:25:07,410
Well, I guess you've got a lifetime to
figure that out.

1140
01:25:08,470 --> 01:25:09,470
I do?